Geological closet
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pameladeanThis is mostly for my own sake; I'm not sure how generally interesting it will be.
A few weeks ago, a neighbor who works for a realty company left on our doorstep two large black plastic garbage bags adorned with flyers for Sharing and Caring Hands, asking for donations of warm coats, hats, and gloves. One was to put the items in the bags, attach the flyers, and leave the bags on the porch on December 12.
I immediately began excavating the enormous coat closet on the first floor. I know it doesn't go to Narnia only because it's under the stairs and the back of it is too low. Also, there aren't enough fur coats.
I found to my dismay that when we had a huge infestation of mice a few years back, they had explored the closet. Their attitude towards the top shelf seemed to be, "This is boring and that's not food; never mind." Their attitude towards the floor of the closet was unfortunately more protracted, although it seemed to reduce to, "No food, too cold, but lots of room to poke around and make a mess in before moving on to greener pastures." The greener pastures were the parts of the house where cats are allowed, and I believe these were the mice that Lydy found laid as offerings on her bedroom floor, one after another for four days.
I tossed the mouse-chewed stuff and cleaned up part, though not all, of the floor.
Then I laid out all the pairs of gloves and all the odd gloves, and the hats and ski masks and other items that I didn't recognize. David pounced on his warm boots and his good gloves that he'd misplaced, and Eric inherited a pair of fleece gloves and maybe a balaclava; he needs to try it out first.
I washed what was washable: a short mustard-colored jacket, very warm, that I got in a rummage swap hosted by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
elisem; it originally belonged to a friend of hers named Sam. It hung in our back hall for years, and I put it on when I went to take out the trash or fill the bird feeder in cold weather. But short jackets don't really suit me; I am too short-waisted. So I washed it and put it into one of the black plastic bags. In its place I put a much-worn quilted black silk jacket that also has an Elisian provenance. In the late 1990's I needed a winter coat and had no money, so she took me to Marshall's, and we settled on this jacket as the underlayer and a large loose-fitting gray wool coat for the overlayer. I wore these in winter quite happily for a number of years. The only real drawback was that the gray coat was so long that I tended to tread on it when going up the steps onto a bus. The gray wool coat was in the closet too, but could not be washed and was missing a button. I put it into the other bag, deciding we'd have one bag of things that were ready to wear and another of things that needed some help.
Into the washed bag I also put a brilliant teal fleece coat that my mother gave me that I love on the hangar but not on my person. It needs somebody with a different shape. I also put in about ten pairs of gloves and mittens, three hats, a ski mask, and a scarf.
Some of the things did not survive washing, most notably a pair of red, white and blue handmade mittens. I remembered that I had had them in graduate school and found them a bit scratchy. When I was looking for washing instructions, I saw that there were name-tags sewn into the wrists. Nick O'Donohoe, my college and grad-school sweetie. I was always losing my mittens in college -- my roommates once stole my coat and mittens, attached the mittens to a long piece of yarn, and let the yarn through the sleeves of the coat, as one does for young children; the mittens dangle pathetically when not worn, but they don't get lost. This worked for two winters, I believe, but at some point I lost the coat. In any case, Nick must have given me his extra mittens. I'm sorry they fell apart, but not too surprised. I left graduate school in 1977.
With the gray wool coat I put a long reversible down coat in navy blue and turquoise. Its instructions say sternly not to wash it, not to dry-clean it in a home washing machine, professionally dry clean it, dammit. I checked with the cleaners, but they wouldn't have been able to get it back in time. I hope Caring and Sharing Hands will either get it cleaned or pass it on to some outfit that can do that. I also put into that bag some pairs of enormous leather fleece-lined mittens that couldn't be washed. It was fortunately quite evident which items had been moused and which had not. What had to be washed and couldn't be, or what had been chewed on, I threw out.
I put the bags out on the porch this afternoon, figuring that the people who were picking them up would probably not have shown up early in the morning. Sure enough, they're gone now.
There's a back corner of the closet I haven't excavated yet, and I'm hoping the other halves of all the odd gloves will be in there. Once washed, they can go to the Salvation Army across the alley. I don't give the Salvation Army cash because I don't like their hiring practices, but I know people who shop there, so I don't mind giving them stuff. I have some books for them as well. And they apparently don't really vet the donated books, so one can slip in subversive YA literature if one likes.
Pamela
A few weeks ago, a neighbor who works for a realty company left on our doorstep two large black plastic garbage bags adorned with flyers for Sharing and Caring Hands, asking for donations of warm coats, hats, and gloves. One was to put the items in the bags, attach the flyers, and leave the bags on the porch on December 12.
I immediately began excavating the enormous coat closet on the first floor. I know it doesn't go to Narnia only because it's under the stairs and the back of it is too low. Also, there aren't enough fur coats.
I found to my dismay that when we had a huge infestation of mice a few years back, they had explored the closet. Their attitude towards the top shelf seemed to be, "This is boring and that's not food; never mind." Their attitude towards the floor of the closet was unfortunately more protracted, although it seemed to reduce to, "No food, too cold, but lots of room to poke around and make a mess in before moving on to greener pastures." The greener pastures were the parts of the house where cats are allowed, and I believe these were the mice that Lydy found laid as offerings on her bedroom floor, one after another for four days.
I tossed the mouse-chewed stuff and cleaned up part, though not all, of the floor.
Then I laid out all the pairs of gloves and all the odd gloves, and the hats and ski masks and other items that I didn't recognize. David pounced on his warm boots and his good gloves that he'd misplaced, and Eric inherited a pair of fleece gloves and maybe a balaclava; he needs to try it out first.
I washed what was washable: a short mustard-colored jacket, very warm, that I got in a rummage swap hosted by
elisem; it originally belonged to a friend of hers named Sam. It hung in our back hall for years, and I put it on when I went to take out the trash or fill the bird feeder in cold weather. But short jackets don't really suit me; I am too short-waisted. So I washed it and put it into one of the black plastic bags. In its place I put a much-worn quilted black silk jacket that also has an Elisian provenance. In the late 1990's I needed a winter coat and had no money, so she took me to Marshall's, and we settled on this jacket as the underlayer and a large loose-fitting gray wool coat for the overlayer. I wore these in winter quite happily for a number of years. The only real drawback was that the gray coat was so long that I tended to tread on it when going up the steps onto a bus. The gray wool coat was in the closet too, but could not be washed and was missing a button. I put it into the other bag, deciding we'd have one bag of things that were ready to wear and another of things that needed some help.Into the washed bag I also put a brilliant teal fleece coat that my mother gave me that I love on the hangar but not on my person. It needs somebody with a different shape. I also put in about ten pairs of gloves and mittens, three hats, a ski mask, and a scarf.
Some of the things did not survive washing, most notably a pair of red, white and blue handmade mittens. I remembered that I had had them in graduate school and found them a bit scratchy. When I was looking for washing instructions, I saw that there were name-tags sewn into the wrists. Nick O'Donohoe, my college and grad-school sweetie. I was always losing my mittens in college -- my roommates once stole my coat and mittens, attached the mittens to a long piece of yarn, and let the yarn through the sleeves of the coat, as one does for young children; the mittens dangle pathetically when not worn, but they don't get lost. This worked for two winters, I believe, but at some point I lost the coat. In any case, Nick must have given me his extra mittens. I'm sorry they fell apart, but not too surprised. I left graduate school in 1977.
With the gray wool coat I put a long reversible down coat in navy blue and turquoise. Its instructions say sternly not to wash it, not to dry-clean it in a home washing machine, professionally dry clean it, dammit. I checked with the cleaners, but they wouldn't have been able to get it back in time. I hope Caring and Sharing Hands will either get it cleaned or pass it on to some outfit that can do that. I also put into that bag some pairs of enormous leather fleece-lined mittens that couldn't be washed. It was fortunately quite evident which items had been moused and which had not. What had to be washed and couldn't be, or what had been chewed on, I threw out.
I put the bags out on the porch this afternoon, figuring that the people who were picking them up would probably not have shown up early in the morning. Sure enough, they're gone now.
There's a back corner of the closet I haven't excavated yet, and I'm hoping the other halves of all the odd gloves will be in there. Once washed, they can go to the Salvation Army across the alley. I don't give the Salvation Army cash because I don't like their hiring practices, but I know people who shop there, so I don't mind giving them stuff. I have some books for them as well. And they apparently don't really vet the donated books, so one can slip in subversive YA literature if one likes.
Pamela
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Date: 2010-12-12 09:57 pm (UTC)Your life is enviable.
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Date: 2010-12-14 12:35 am (UTC)I'm fondest of Too, Too Solid Flesh, though.
We aren't really in touch any more, I'm sorry to say. No animosity, just general drift.
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Date: 2010-12-14 12:38 am (UTC)That's the Hamlet automata one right? I WANT THAT ONE. Thank you for the reminder :)
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Date: 2010-12-12 10:20 pm (UTC)And the reminder of this link between you and Nick O'Donohoe (whose writing I also like rather a lot) is one of those pleasant shocks, like "Oh look magic".
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Date: 2010-12-14 12:36 am (UTC)P.
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Date: 2010-12-14 12:37 am (UTC)Have many memory blanks at this point but that evening remains in all its loveliness :)
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Date: 2010-12-14 12:38 am (UTC)P.
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Date: 2010-12-14 12:40 am (UTC)We should do that again!
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Date: 2010-12-12 10:46 pm (UTC)In that same bag is a pair of forest green, wool, Grandma-knit mittens with their original strings. She made them for me on my request right about the time I went to college, so I grinned and grinned when I read about your college roommates adding a string to your mittens. I'd send you my green ones, but I fear that might lead to another lost coat and that just wouldn't do.
If you have the time to watch it, you'll likely enjoy today's film clip from Kansas City. I've known the couple featured for several years. It was very timely to read your post right after seeing the footage about KC's Project Warmth.
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Date: 2010-12-14 12:40 am (UTC)I am much tempted to try one more string-with-mittens, and see whether I lose my coat. I could wait til spring. Oddly, I don't lose gloves; only mittens. I am so pleased that you had a string for your mittens too.
I got a "page not found" when I clicked on your link. I'm not sure it's the link; the internet has been very wonky in this cold weather.
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Date: 2010-12-15 08:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-13 12:44 am (UTC)I took my old winter coat and all the associated stuff to a different charity earlier. The cytoxan made me lose enough weight that I could take the front edges of the coat and cross them to the seams. Not very warm. It was all washable, though, I know my ability for getting stuff on my clothes.
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Date: 2010-12-14 12:41 am (UTC)I have learned by NOW to get washable coats, but some of these are quite remarkably old.
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Date: 2010-12-13 03:37 am (UTC)it must feel really good to get some of that stuff passed along to new people who really need it--i have a clothing for vets charity that i give boxes of stuff to, periodically--i haven't thought to do a coat closet but next time i should.
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Date: 2010-12-14 12:42 am (UTC)I wonder what all is in the upstairs coat closet. It's just as big as the downstairs one, but is not used primarily for coats.
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Date: 2010-12-13 03:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-14 12:43 am (UTC)P.
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Date: 2010-12-15 03:28 am (UTC)Pratchett always has a good comment
Date: 2010-12-13 09:21 am (UTC)AND WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR HOGSWATCH, SMALL HUMAN?
Mother got as far as "You want a -"
WHY ARE YOUR HANDS ON BITS OF STRING, CHILD?
The child looked down the length of its arms to the dangling mittens affixed to its sleeves. It held them up for inspection.
"Glubs," it said.
I SEE. VERY PRACTICAL.
"Are you real?" said the bobble hat.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
The bobble hat sniggered. "I saw your piggie do a wee!" it said, and implicit in the tone was the suggestion that this was unlikely to be dethroned as the most enthralling thing the bobble hat had ever seen.
OH. ER...GOOD.
"It had a gwate big -"
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR HOGSWATCH? said the Hogfather hurriedly.
Mother took her economic cue again, and said briskly: "She wants a -"
The Hogfather snapped his fingers impatiently. The mother's mouth snapped shut.
The child seemed to sense that here was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and spoke quickly.
"I want a narmy. Anna big castle wif pointy bits," said the child. "Anna swored."
WHAT DO YOU SAY? prompted the Hogfather.
"A big swored?" said the child, after a pause for cogitation.
THAT'S RIGHT.
"They're supposed to thank you," said Albert.
ARE YOU SURE? PEOPLE DON'T, NORMALLY.
"I meant they thank the Hogfather," Albert hissed. "Which is you, right?"
YES, OF COURSE. AHEM. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY THANK YOU.
"'nk you."
AND BE GOOD. THIS IS PART OF THE ARRANGEMENT.
"'es."
THEN WE HAVE A CONTRACT. The Hogfather reached into his sack and produced -
- A very large model castle with, as correctly interpreted, pointy blue cone roofs on turrets suitable for princes to be locked in -
-a box of several hundred assorted knights and warriors -
- and a sword. It was four feet long and glinted along the blade.
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Date: 2010-12-14 12:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-13 10:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-14 12:44 am (UTC)I was sorry when I realized that Janet would simply never lose her mittens.
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Date: 2010-12-14 12:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-15 06:43 am (UTC)Yes, I overthink things, why do you ask?
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Date: 2010-12-14 04:47 am (UTC)(I bet you could even put a paypal link with it, just to be silly ;) )
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Date: 2010-12-24 01:13 pm (UTC)Laughing out loud at your wonderful writing.
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Date: 2010-12-24 05:07 pm (UTC)We've had another eight inches or so since those photos were taken. We still don't compete with places like upstate New York, but it's a lot of snow for the Twin Cities.
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Date: 2010-12-24 05:07 pm (UTC)P.