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Seriously, I ordered a giant squid, but all I got was a gray squirrel. They often climb on the window screens, to the intense excitement of the cats. Sometimes they lick the screens. (No, I have no idea.) But this one peed on the screen. Saffron launched herself at it and it fled, scolding.

I think they got my order number transposed, or something, rather in the same way as we used to order hummus from Simon's Delivers and get chive and onion potato-topper glop instead, which nobody would eat, not even the non-vegans.

Now, Simon's would not take the potato-topper glop back because it was perishable, but they did, once the situation had been called to their attention, deliver the hummus. I wonder if the giant squid is on its way. I don't know if squirrels qualify as perishable while still able to pee, but I certainly am not going to go try to catch and return it.

Some days are just like that.

Pamela

Edited to correct the link to my previous journal entry. Sorry about that.
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