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So when I got up this morning and staggered to the computer, blearily clutching my yoghurt and water and my pillbox with the anti-hypertensives in it, I started my morning routine and saw that Weather Underground had changed its format.  There is probably nothing wrong with the new one and I'll be used to it in a couple of weeks; but it's the first thing I look at after I check my email, and I was taken aback and cranky.

Then I decided that Adobe had been bugging me long enough about doing a "video update," so I carelessly told the persistent popup to install, already.  I don't know if it was really Adobe -- though they do always try to sneak MacAfee past me when I update things -- but I ended up with something that messed up my Firefox Start Page and kept popping up ads and exhortations to update this or install that, all things I did not recognize.  After a lot of poking around I discovered that the right name for this nonsense was Trovi.  Aside from the obligatory sponsored link, all the first hits were to pages telling you how to get rid of it.  I poked around more to make sure these weren't somehow compromised too, and then did what they told me, which involved downloading and running four different anti-virus, anti-malware programs.  Trovi is not technically a virus, they said, but it might as well be.  It appears to be gone now.

This all made me late running my errands, and I forgot to eat any lunch.  I deposited a check at the uptown TCF and then, feeling very woogly, ducked into Lund's for some kind of sustenance.  They used to have a really nice tuna salad sandwich, but I came away (studiously ignoring the sushi, which seemed too complicated to manage) with a hummus and vegetable wrap.  The vegetables were fresh and they had put fresh cilantro in it, but they seem to think hummus is a condiment like mustard, to be applied with care, rather than the entire protein source of the sandwich.  However, it did the trick, so I took a bus over to the Whittier Clinic and finally completed a three-day saga during which I ran out of my diuretic while my doctor didn't get to the refill request and then denied it without having anybody tell me why, or even that, she had.  The kindly pharmacist had to wrangle this information out of the clinic on Wednesday, and give me a week's worth to tide me over.  Then I had to make an appointment with a different doctor, because mine wasn't available until May 2 and, despite having noted that I needed lab work before she would refill the prescription, she hadn't actually issued an order for it, so I had to see an actual practitioner to get the order for the lab work.  The other doctor, whom I saw yesterday, was puzzled, because while he said it was useful to do lab work occasionally, it wasn't mandatory to refill the prescription.  They would usually refill the prescription and send me an email or a letter telling me to make an appointment.  I will say for them that the lab work was in my email inbox within six hours, and it all looks fine.  In any case, today, Friday, the pharmacy gave me the proper month's worth of my medication, this providing me with a nice five-day cushion in case of weirdness next month.  I had planned to walk home, but the lettuce wrap was expiring and I was grumpy and also for some reason uneasy.


I came home via the alley and the back yard, so as to admire the snowdrops and see if the crocuses were more than half an inch high.  I cannot report on this issue, because as I came up the path I saw a black object on the woodpile that I took for a crow.  Then I saw that it was a cat.  Then I saw that it was OUR cat.  I assumed it was Ninja, since he has the reputation for boldness.  I called him, grabbed him rudely by the scruff and tail when he came within reach, and hauled him inside, where he was discovered to be his sister, Nuit, instead.  She has white markings on her chest and underside, but the two of them don't look very different at a distance and through an adrenaline rush.

Arwen and Naomi came up to see me while I was making amends to Nuit, but there was no Ninja.  I checked in with David, checked all the open windows, grabbed a can of wet food, and ran back outside, where I discovered Ninja sniffing around under Lydy's bedroom window.  I lured him within reach with the food, grabbed him rudely, dumped him inside, and checked all the windows again.  No loose screens, no holes, all secure.  I went to see if Lydy, who is out for the day, had opened any windows in her bedroom, and was just in time to stop Ninja from going out the broken accordion of the window air conditioner, which was flapping in the breeze.  It was not, when I came to examine it later, squirrel-chewed.  I suspect feline intervention, possibly of long duration.

I shut him in the media room and his co-conspirator in the staircase, stole duct tape from David, who was in the middle of a complex software process that could not be left; and taped up the opening from both the inside and the outside.  Then I removed various objects that ordinarily hang over Lydy's bedroom door, shut it with a resounding bang, and put a large sign on it forbidding the presence of cats.

If alcohol didn't interact badly with my meds, I would have a very large drink right about now.  We live on a busy street, and while Ninja, who has escaped before, is chipped, Nuit, Miss Innocence as she used to be, is not.  They are young cats and we are exceedingly fond of them.  Little wretches.

Pamela

Date: 2014-04-11 11:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] graydon saunders (from livejournal.com)
I think the outside gets much more interesting in the spring.

I'd also bet this is merely the first time you've caught them at it, and there's been some delicate slow sneaking out going on for awhile.

Glad they're both safely in, and I hope Nuit does not complain too much of being chipped.

Date: 2014-04-11 11:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexfandra.livejournal.com
Heavens, what a trying day! So glad the cats are where they are supposed to be. Whew!

Date: 2014-04-11 11:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mrissa.livejournal.com
Even in Australia.

I expect that you have an array of prospects of ways that tomorrow might be better, starting with NOT BEING TODAY. And I will be hopeful about that on your behalf.

Date: 2014-04-11 11:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] skylarker.livejournal.com
Yay for both cats being safely returned to their unnatural habitat. :)

Date: 2014-04-11 11:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davesmusictank.livejournal.com
Really glad the cars are okay. Our Flo has been chipped just in case. Luckily she hates being outside for long.

Date: 2014-04-12 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] inlaterdays.livejournal.com
Oh my goodness, what a day. So glad you got your meds, remembered to eat, and that the cats are safe.

And hooray for snowdrops.

Date: 2014-04-12 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maiac.livejournal.com
May you have a completely uneventful weekend to make up for all the day's hassles. It is indeed a pity you can't have a soothing alcoholic beverage.

How about hot cocoa?

Date: 2014-04-12 12:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sartorias.livejournal.com
Yeesh what a stressful day! I hope tomorrow is way better.

Date: 2014-04-12 12:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lydy.livejournal.com
The two of them are snuggled up together on DDB's bed, after having engaged in an extensive session of mutual grooming. They appear to be very satisfied with their adventures over all. Little monsters.

You know, Wednesday when I was trying to sleep during the day, Ninja was tearing at the accordion, and I had to squirt him several times to get him to stop. I thought he was just chewing on the strapping tape that was hanging loose. Arwen always used to like to chew on the tape. It never occurred to me that the little beast would tear the entire thing out of the window. Although now that it's happened, it seems like the most obvious thing in the world.

Thank you for recapturing my beloved black beasts. I'm sorry they were so much trouble. I love them dearly. And at the moment, butter wouldn't melt in either mouth.

Date: 2014-04-16 04:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bibliofile.livejournal.com
butter wouldn't melt in either mouth

It never does.

p.s. -- I hope the doc-out-til-May-2 isn't usually that much of an idiot.

Date: 2014-04-12 01:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rushthatspeaks.livejournal.com
Oh dear. Our cat Rafe did that once with the air-conditioner accordion-bit; it was clear on later inspection that he had been working away at it for some time. He may in fact have been using it for a while, but I happened to come in unexpectedly and saw him go out. The annoying thing was that we were in a building in which there was no back door, so I had to circle around the entire thing to chase him. Got into the back area and saw a small black-and-white animal, lunged for it, realized just in time that there was not only one small black-and-white animal, there was a second one, which was trying to chase the one I'd been meaning to grab.

The second one was Rafe chasing a skunk.

Everything degenerated from there.

In later years, we developed quite an acquaintance with that skunk, as we lived on a hall of basement apartments, and the skunk was fond of lounging on the external stairway which was the usual way in and out. For a while we had a tenant, and I had to inform him that if he ever found me climbing through his bedroom window in either direction, it was because it was the official fire exit and that damn skunk was on the stairs again.

All of which is to say, sympathy, and I didn't know other people's cats could also do that, and we wound up just having to put a plywood board over the accordion-bit because it turned out that no tape worked, which is a step you may wish to go straight to.

Edited Date: 2014-04-12 01:12 am (UTC)

Date: 2014-04-12 01:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cowfan.livejournal.com
We got a sturdy translucent plastic panel and cut it to size to cover the accordion parts on the air conditioner when they started falling apart, not, thank goodness, because of the cats trying to get through. Plastic will let a little more light into the room, if that's a consideration.

Date: 2014-04-12 02:05 am (UTC)
redbird: tea being poured into a cup (cup of tea)
From: [personal profile] redbird
That does sound tiring; glad to hear that you have your meds, despite medical recalcitrance, and that the cats are okay and home.

Date: 2014-04-12 02:14 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Wow. Eventful day. Dear darling little beggars.

Date: 2014-04-12 02:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clindau.livejournal.com
The above was/is me.

Date: 2014-04-12 02:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davidschroth.livejournal.com
Sounds, for the most part, like a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.

I'm glad you survived it.

Date: 2014-04-12 03:08 am (UTC)
carbonel: Beth wearing hat (Default)
From: [personal profile] carbonel
Sneaky feline critters. I'm glad both of them are safely indoors again.

Date: 2014-04-12 03:21 am (UTC)
mdlbear: blue fractal bear with text "since 2002" (Default)
From: [personal profile] mdlbear
Good grief! What a horrible day! But at least your cats are home safe. It's a good thing cats are so cute, 'cause we'd never put up with them otherwise.

Date: 2014-04-12 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] martianmooncrab.livejournal.com
they will communicate via code taps and then start digging the new tunnel to freedom when you arent looking..

hope you can thwart their escape plans from Durance Vile.

Date: 2014-04-12 08:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mizkit.livejournal.com
oh gawd, what a day! i'm glad everybody came out of it alive! @.@

Date: 2014-04-12 09:36 am (UTC)
ext_6283: Brush the wandering hedgehog by the fire (Mrs Tiggywinkle)
From: [identity profile] oursin.livejournal.com
Commiserations.
I once installed something on my notebook being pushed at me by some other bit of software I use when I updated it, and spent significant parts of the Christmas/New Year break trying to get rid of it and its pernicious effects.

Date: 2014-04-12 11:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rolypolypony.livejournal.com
Oy, what a day!!!

I too started off my day cranky thanks to the wunderground site. But it seems to remember that I like the descriptive extended forecast so once I switched to that it seems to have stuck.

Cats!!! So naughty! So cute.

Date: 2014-04-12 01:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] seekerval.livejournal.com
Oh, what a day! And: what a lot you accomplished despite all obstacles and complications. Well done, you, on capturing the adventurous escapees and discovering/repairing their bolt hole. Glad you had snowdrop beauty to lift you for a few moments.

May today and tomorrow be so much better as to make you forget any residual grumpiness and bring your beautiful smile to you many times.

Date: 2014-04-12 06:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cakmpls.livejournal.com
Cats are often clever at hiding how clever they are. I'm glad you found and secured the escape route. But I'm sure that even now they are plotting the next one...

Date: 2014-04-12 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alecaustin.livejournal.com
Oh dear. That sounds quite overwhelming. May tomorrow mend today's faults.

Date: 2014-04-14 06:11 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] 17catherines.livejournal.com
My two have figured out that with enough application they can unhook the locks on the cat door late at night. Partly luck and partly persistence, we think, since it doesn't happen nearly as often as the persistent banging on the cat door might lead one to expect.

(One generally discovers the escape attempt when one hears the Song of the Mighty Huntress at the front door at around 3am, with the other mighty huntress being nowhere to be seen...)

It sounds like a very, very annoying day. I'm glad you are done with it.

love

Catherine

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